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It
is with great excitement that we once again roll out
El
Año Del Rey:
The El Rey of the Month Club!
What
You Get
Once a month, a uniformed government employee
will show up at your door with a fresh new hand-made
El Rey original! Pictures will be of the
kind that retail for at the very least $20
each on the website! Wow, what a deal!
To
Join
1. Choose which of the El Año Del
Rey plans into which you wish to enroll:
El
Pequeno
3 month subscription: $50
El Chorizo
6 month subscription: $100
El Muy Grande
12 month subscription: $200
All fees include costs for U.S. Post Office shipping
and the gentle and careful handling of the El Rey
shipping department.
1a.
Write this down on a clean piece of paper earmarked
for this purpose and this purpose only.
2.
Email Mr. El Rey and
tell him you would be thrilled to subscribe;
he will tell you what PayPal address to use.
3.
Go to PayPal
and send the appropriate amount for your plan.
3a. If the membership is a gift, give me the
name of the recipient so I can make a
shmancy official-looking certificate you can email
or print out to put in a thoughtfully picked greeting
card or envelope.
4.
Sit back and relax, comforted in the knowledge that
soon, oh so soon, the cavalcade of El Reys
will begin!
Membership is limited to 100 subscribers! Don't delay!
Dilute dilute OK!
But
what about
Gift
Certificates
you
say? Well, we have those too, available in $20 increments
from $20 to $100. (Though if for some reason you want
to give a $734.28 gift, well, that'd be fine.)
Follow
steps 2, 3, and 3a above and
let me know the pertinent info!
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